Stats

9 out of 10 people in India are at the Kurla Station. Right now.

Well Yeah

He who judges a book by its cover is a designer.

Pessimism

There isn't much difference between liars and optimists.

Bejin says...

Originality, sometimes, is just a matter of time.

Blah Blah

From the dead corners of my mind comes a new one liner as shitty as ever!


'He said he liked long nosed women and so... I smirked.'

Height of Desperation

If I were a boy, I'd fall in love with myself.

If..

If sex gives as much pleasure as scratching an itching butt then man, I so totally wanna lose my virginity!