Orkut is indeed the best place to observe where the world is heading.
LoL?
That's the short for 'laughing out loud'.
And wait, there's just so much more.
If you wish to sound more cool use a LMAO instead which might be interpreted as an exaggerated and cooler version of LoL cause it stands for 'laughing my ass off'.
The 'ass' part of which makes you stand out and look like you're KeWler than the others.
As a result of this you might even get a few friend requests with a (now) default message which reads: 'Hi ___, I wannabe your orkut friend, ___'
Apparently, these cool abbreviations and random typos can lead to some of the most hilarious errors ever.
For example:
I m waiting here, just cum.
Did u receive my testis???
And that's so not it.
Look at your keyboard and see how the 'u', 'i' and 'o' are right next to each other.
Consider a sentence:
I want you to love me written as I want u 2 luv me ultimately turning out to be I want i 2 luv me.
Hmm. Quite a narcissist!
Despite the new age cult of eff-bee(ing) with constant status updates giving us the minute details of dull individuals' boring lives like: I think I should get a haircut, My dad is in the hospital. Plz pray, It's my friend's neighbour's dog's birthday today, our old Orkut continues to flourish with some of the best online disasters ever.
Pick up a random person's scrapbook and see how a plain 'how are you?' is written as 'who r u........???????' Look closely and notice how both time and labour has been saved but don't consider having a closer look or you might just go into a trance if you're some English scholar from eight grade cause dUdez the 'how' has turned into a 'who'.
It's a plain typographical error but when the error is recurring it gets painful.
Like this: Wh R u? i ws ThnKng Og giVn u my tEsTis sO u rEmMbR em evn aftr 4erv. PlZz dUn sAy nO 2 meh Mahnz!!!!!
Anyway, this was just an exercise to let out some frustration but anyone in need for more kewl slang, abbreviations, tips etc. can contact me at: bejinroxxxalwayz@gmail.com
With loyalties intact,
BeJIn HaKumEizz
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Sunday, August 30, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
On blogging, bloggers and Subcultural Pornography!
Ahem(eh)em!
Attention people, attention.
I have yet again come here with the sole purpose of writing yet another piece of shit that will either get comments like "you suck" or "why do you even bother!??". But here, I wish to tell those friends of mine [read Nishant and Sanjukta] that this time I resort to write something more than just two lines. What I intend to do is but a mystery to me but alas, I am here to give it a try.
Okay, so the reason as to why I never bothered to write much in here is because I was:
1. too busy sleeping
2. too busy with S.P.
3. too busy getting hyper about my NID exam
The thing that does piss me off at this stage is that none of it helped (apart from sleeping of course!)
So, from here on I shall start from the very beginning. The first time I heard the word blog, it was some three or four years back when my very brother Nanga Fakir told me about his own blog which was for me (and still is) so goddamn awesome!
Though I have read several blogs in the past three years, all I had in mind was that when I create my blog it'll be something like that of Nanga Fakir's. Full of movie reviews, list of books read and maybe some personal experiences written in a satirical fashion, but what I didn't know was the fact that it's so goddamn tough! Having being told by a few (including some friends, parents, well-wishers and Orkut fellow mates) that I was good with words, and that I could play with them in an appealing fashion I was compelled to (sort of) make a blog of my own.. but that's so not it, the main reason had been NID.
NID people are supposed to respect creativity, individuality and intellect. All of it is supposed to be in me, all I needed to do was show it! And voila, what could be better than a blog to show off what a wannabe asshole you are!
Sad scene is I screwed up my NID paper so bad that this blog ain't required anymore and hell, it can go to the pits..!
X_x
At this moment of dullness what seems best is if I indulge myself in something that's least artistic and most distracting.. No not a cigarette but Subcultural Pornography!
But sadly, all the losers are offline and it ain't any good at this hour of the day.
Ultimately all I have to say is "Life eej A hard..!"
Attention people, attention.
I have yet again come here with the sole purpose of writing yet another piece of shit that will either get comments like "you suck" or "why do you even bother!??". But here, I wish to tell those friends of mine [read Nishant and Sanjukta] that this time I resort to write something more than just two lines. What I intend to do is but a mystery to me but alas, I am here to give it a try.
Okay, so the reason as to why I never bothered to write much in here is because I was:
1. too busy sleeping
2. too busy with S.P.
3. too busy getting hyper about my NID exam
The thing that does piss me off at this stage is that none of it helped (apart from sleeping of course!)
So, from here on I shall start from the very beginning. The first time I heard the word blog, it was some three or four years back when my very brother Nanga Fakir told me about his own blog which was for me (and still is) so goddamn awesome!
Though I have read several blogs in the past three years, all I had in mind was that when I create my blog it'll be something like that of Nanga Fakir's. Full of movie reviews, list of books read and maybe some personal experiences written in a satirical fashion, but what I didn't know was the fact that it's so goddamn tough! Having being told by a few (including some friends, parents, well-wishers and Orkut fellow mates) that I was good with words, and that I could play with them in an appealing fashion I was compelled to (sort of) make a blog of my own.. but that's so not it, the main reason had been NID.
NID people are supposed to respect creativity, individuality and intellect. All of it is supposed to be in me, all I needed to do was show it! And voila, what could be better than a blog to show off what a wannabe asshole you are!
Sad scene is I screwed up my NID paper so bad that this blog ain't required anymore and hell, it can go to the pits..!
X_x
At this moment of dullness what seems best is if I indulge myself in something that's least artistic and most distracting.. No not a cigarette but Subcultural Pornography!
But sadly, all the losers are offline and it ain't any good at this hour of the day.
Ultimately all I have to say is "Life eej A hard..!"
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